Talk abouT Women

Call a woman a kitten, but never a cat,
You can call her a mouse, cannot call her a rat.
Call a woman a chicken, but never a hen!
Or you surely will not be her caller again.
You can call her a duck, cannot call her a goose,
You can call her a deer, but never a moose,

You can call her a lamb, but never a sheep,
Economic she likes but you can’t call her cheap.
You can say she’s a vision, can’t say she’s a sight,
And no woman is skinny, she’s slender and slight.
If she should burn you up, say she sets you afire,
And you’ll always be welcome, you trick old liar.