Humorous Quotes

The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get the credit.
i. The best way of preventing milk from getting sour is to keep it in the cow.
ii. God is known as man’s best friend because he gives no advice, never tries to borrow money, and has no
in laws.
iii. A barking dog barks while barking.
iv. Where were you born? In a hospital. Why? Were you sick?
v. Don’t make your guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they would have stayed at home.
vi. I was in the army. My wife sent me nagging letters. I couldn’t enjoy the war in peace.
vii. Speak well of your enemies. Remember – you made them!
viii. Nothing is impossible for a man who doesn’t have to do it himself.
ix. Why do women live longer than men? They have no wives.
x. There’s no fool like an old fool. You cannot beat the experience.