Simply……………… Complicated!!!

Do you think you know English? Try this one. Can you decipher this?

A research team of two proceeded towards the apex of a Natural Geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial position of his anatomical structure. Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

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