LAWS

Law of queue If you leave queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of telephone When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of mechanics After your hands get coated with grease, your nose would begin to itch.

Law of workshop Any tool when dropped, will reach to the least accessible corner.

Law of result When you want to poove someone that the machine wont work, it will!!

Law of biomechanics The severity of the itch is inverely propertional to the reach.